- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why didn't he finish his

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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