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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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