- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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