Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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