- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

nolan is gay

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

irish man drinking john smiths

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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