Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Your mother just died.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...