Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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