- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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