Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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