- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Who is it?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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