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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

how do you save a black man ... u don't

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

how man

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Women's rights.

Daniel is a fag

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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