What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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