- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

arena football

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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