why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

people magazine

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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