- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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