Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Christianity.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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