- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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