2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

why was the boy sad? because.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Jersey Shore.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

arena football

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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