Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Your mother just died.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

The WPGA tour

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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