- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

No it doesnt..

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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