Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

non poop

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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