- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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