- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

i killed my family

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A child walks into a classroom.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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