- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

A black student graduated High School

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

So these two girls have a cup .

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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