Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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I'm so punny.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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your life

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