i killed my family

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A child walks into a classroom.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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