- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I walk into a bar...

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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