- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

i killed my family

A child walks into a classroom.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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