- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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