- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What stops a train? A missile

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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