Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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thumbs up!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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girls basketball

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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