whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Hi Adam,

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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