What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Hi Adam,

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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