A black guy gets arrested...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Womens Basketball.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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