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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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minorities

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Itookasipasoda

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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