What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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I'm funny.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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YOLO

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