knock knock. no one's home..

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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