What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Hi Adam,

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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