Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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thumbs up!

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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