why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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