What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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A black person in the NHL

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A black man without problems.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Anti Joke

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