so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Skrillex.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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