Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A train poops its pants.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Your mother just died.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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