- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

A child walks into a classroom.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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