- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

4 hours later.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What can hitler cook well Steak

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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