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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

what do you call a black guy african american

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Beka has AIDS

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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