Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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69

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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