Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

A train poops its pants.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Your mother just died.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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