- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

I literally died laughing

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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