- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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