Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Well this is pointless.....

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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