- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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