Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Poop.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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