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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

what does a chair look like? a chair.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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