Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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