- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

hola said the chinese man

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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