Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Phew... it's gone.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Anti Joke

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