- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

i killed my family

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A child walks into a classroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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