What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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