Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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