- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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