What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Your mother just died.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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